Dear Mr. Bernanke: While you're printin' up all that cash, how 'bout ya print up another 800 Billion and send it to the Chinese? Another problem solved! And just for fun, you could include a bunch of those little exploding ink packets, like the banks do when they get robbed. I think they would get a real kick out of that.

As a gesture of gratitude, Keith Olbermann is going to buy dinner for all of MSNBC's viewers. He has reserved a section at the Applebee's in Morristown, NY on Monday, November 15th at 7:00 p.m. Dress casual.

I think there were some real election shennanigans going on in Nevada this election. The choices for Senator were listed as "Harry Reid" and "Somebody Even Worse."