After months of anticipation, the Pro Bowl is finally here. Touch football doesn't get any better than this.

Egyptian President Hosni Mubarek has taken extreme measures this morning  to crack down on protesters, who have been using Twitter and Facebook to organize their activities. Fighting fire with fire, Mubarek tweeted: "WTF is up w/ all this protesting s**t? As of 9 am, I unfriended all of your a$$es."

Speaker of the House John Boehner is suing House cafeteria service providers for $150,000 for allegedly selling him a sandwich wrap with Dennis Kucinich in it.

Senator Jim Inhofe has rejected an invitation to sit with Democrats during tonight's State of the Union address. Inhofe's office said the Senator felt that the plan by some to show bipartisanship and civility was silly and childish, and besides that, he didn't want to catch any Democrat's cooties.

Former NFL cornerback Deion Sanders was very critical yesterday of Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler, tweeting that Cutler should "Man Up." Sanders explained his criticism by saying, "The one time that I actually hit somebody, I got right back on the field and deftly avoided all physical contact for the rest of my career."

I would like to sincerely apologize to the bizarrely large number of NFL players whose careers I apparently sabotaged when I selected them for my fantasy football roster.

President Obama was recently overheard telling his staff that he really enjoyed meeting with Hu Jintao, but that he felt like he needed to meet him again 30 minutes later.

This morning, Michael Steele said he was confident that he would retain his position as chairman of the RNC after today's vote. In a surprise move, North Korean president Kim Jong-Il announced his candidacy for the post, telling reporters, "I'm pretty sure I have a better shot at it than Michael Steele."

I'm happy to see the attention the media is giving to Ted Williams. It's nice to see that they really do care about homeless people who can sing well.

The US House of Representatives is scheduled to read the Constitution aloud on the floor on Thursday. Expressing mixed feelings about the plan, Rep. Michele Bachmann told Sean Hannity on Fox News: "I'm really excited to finally find out what's actually in the Constitution, but when I took this job no one said anything about having to learn to read."